“So uh, this… well, it’s certainly something, don’t you think? This pic was on this here Twitter account… isn’t that you?”
(caption) Jockstrap-Wearing Hachiware Cat’s Jockstraps Got Found Out
“What? No it isn’t… However you look at it, that dude’s nothing like me! what the hell’s up with that underwear (lol)”
“yeah, no. however you look at it, seems to me that dude’s exactly like you”
“That kind of underwear…”
“what’s wrong with them, huh? you got something to say about that?”

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